• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

i could see toris doing it if he was really drunk and once he realizes what he did he freaks out because

oh god he made a mess 

• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

probably natalia tbh

• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

definitely natalia, she pulls pranks on toris and films them because he has the best reactions. she has tons of followers.

• who breaks the most phones

probably natalia because she doesn’t like the look of a case on her phone so if she dropped it it’d be more likely to break. toris by comparison has one of those super heavy duty cases on his phone that looks like shit but could probably survive a nuclear war

• who dies first

toris. natalia wears black for years after.

• which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

hmm toris

• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

toris is hellbent that he can dance when he seriously lacks a sense of rhythm. meanwhile natalia is an excellent dancer and really needs to make a conscious effort to not make fun of him (it doesn’t work out sometimes)

• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

definitely toris

• who uses the computer most

natalia